Let us March into the next month!

See what I did there? Hey everybody. Have you been enjoying Professor Oak's podcast? All jokes aside, Professor Oak's show should be consistent until we get actual episodes recorded. Every Tuesday, a new Oak episode will be going up. I hope I don't go through every pokemon before a new Red Squirtle comes out! That's really what has been going on. Now let's get to the fun stuff...the question of the month. Last month I asked "Red is commissioned to make a Squirtle Pokemon card, What would Squirtle's attacks be?" Let's see what you all said...

B-rad B. said "Squirtle 45 hp
Water (shot)Gun 2 waters does 45 hp
Ice Beam 4 waters 2 normals Flip a coin. If heads does 64 damage and freezes the opponent for 2 turns. If tails does nothing, but requires a mid-match glass of water break." Aw come on! Another tails?! This is like the fifth time we stopped this game!!

Logananimeguy said "Squirtle EX 70 HP
Ice Beam: 2 Water Energies, 30 damage, Heads Paralyze, Tails no paralysis
That other move: 5 Water Energy, Infinite damage, If heads the attack hits, if tails the attack does nothing" Does this make squirtle OP? I think so!

Dawson1441 said "I dont know much about pokemon cards but squirtles move should be that other move insta kill every time" The nature of that other move certainly has some deadly properties

As for the remainder of this month, the question will be... What is Professor Oak's Favorite book? Even I don't really have a clear answer for this. See you all soon!



Happy Mid-February!

Hello everyone. Remember us? I sure do. I hope you all do too. Hopefully, The recent Professor Oak Teaches Pokemon episodes have been keeping you semi-entertained recently.  In other news, I've been keeping Red Squirtle alive in my heart too in other games too! Let me show you what I have been up to! In Pokemon Alpha Sapphire, I've sorta made a Red Squirtle secret base. So go ahead and visit it for a little Red Squirtle love!
Sure, my character might be named Blue, but pretend he is named Red. Next, I've been replaying Earthbound and named everything based off of Red Squirtle. Take a look!
So...yeah. Let's go over January's question which was "What would Red's second wish be if he was granted three wishes?" Let's go over what you all said.

Ryan said "He would wish to be a member of team rocket, since he was rejected earlier by that grunt on nugget bridge." That is some old school Red Squirtle stuff there and yet...I believe Red would hold that grudge.

B-rad B. (nice new name) said "He would ask for more wishes"...but what would his first wish be then....?

PAPAYA the superstar said "He'd definitely ask for a good, roasted Farfetch'd!" But I mean who wouldn't?

Jacob Solomon said "He'd ask to have a Ratatta in the top percentage of Ratatta. He's played too much Gold." He does have to show that punk, Gold, who really is the best trainer.

And for the remainder of this month....Red is commissioned to make a Squirtle Pokemon card, What would Squirtle's attacks be?

Keep an eye out for more Oak episodes and the eventual return of Red (whenever that'll be)!

See you all soon!



Happy 2015!

Hello...you still there? I swear we still exist! some...some day we will return. In all serious-ness I do plan on actually releasing content, as pathetic that may sound. I have the urge to make more stuff. So you may see more Professor Oak episodes and the eventual return of Red and his crew. I can't promise anything, but I really do hope we can get Master of Rock back in town to do a massive recording session, That way we could have content for months upon months. For now, we only have episodes written, nothing recorded. I hope you all have been enjoying your holiday season. Not too long ago I got alpha sapphire and I am working to get a Red Squirtle themed secret base. Keep an eye on our facebook page for that. That'll be all for news this month.

Recently I saw that there were some guests on the blog and a certain sour fellow had blog duties in November. He asked "What is the worst part about Red?" Let's see what you all said to that!

B-rad said "Red's worst part is that he won't ever get to play Smash Bros. Wii U" However, I think Red is a trophy this time around so at least he will be near the action
Logananimeguy said "*Blinks* there's a worst part about him? I thought him being an idiot was all an act and being crazy is his strange personality" You know we're not even sure what to make of Red he is just Red. Either somehow a genius or a complete idiot. Someone could write an entire thesis about Red.

Mongo said "The worst part about Red was his old Eevee" She certainly was saucy.

This month I ask you all is... What would Red's second wish be if he was granted three wishes?

Remember only the second wish. I can't wait to read your comments. See you all soon!



Fine! I'll do it!

Hey everyone. Your pal Blue is here and I guess they want someone competent to do this blog post. Alright let's see here...Okay so apparently we have begun uploading old episodes to our youtube channel once again. So I guess subscribe to the channel or something.... Next...wait nothing else is written here...man you guys are lame. Okay I'll tell you all a story. So the other day I was eating lunch. I was having a chicken sandwich and a salad. I could hear this guy complaining about something a few tables down. Being an amazing and awesome citizen I am, I asked what was wrong. He was trying to decide what he should eat. I told him to get what I got sand he did and he loved it! I am the best at recommending!...You want me to review last month's question? oookay. Let's see...last month the question was...? Are you serious?! Fine. What is the best part about Red? Let's see how you all answered that and I hope you all answered honestly!!

B-rad said "The best part about Red is he is still 10 after 5 years of adventure" Five years? It's only been like two days.

Ryan said "Amazing stuff" Oh ha ha. Aren't you a comedian! and by the way Red isn't amazing.

Mongo said "The best part about Red is his ridiculous luck, especially when it comes to game-shows or competitions" I'd say that's the worst part! I don't know how he can beat me every time! I try hard! But what does he do? Get by with dumb luck!

Logananimeguy said "The best part of Red is his best way to handle any situation thrown his way, and probably if/when he faces mewtwo i'd expect him to throw a pokeball and catch first try with full health then catch Fishy with the master ball (Also hired as a Red Squirtle Writer, it's such an honor)" There's a two? When did that happen? Fishy? Who is that? And he doesn't handle situations well! He just somehow gets by! I do a better job...

That question was dumb! I got a better one for this month. What is the worst part about Red? Be brutal and honest! I can't wait to see your answers!

Smell you later,


Happy Thanksgiv- erm..wait, what?

Hey guys, it's your pal Red here. I figured I would write this notebook entry because I want to...nah let me try another reason. Because I'm cool. I like that one. So what am I supposed to do here?...Update them on what?... okay if you say so. Nothing has happened....okay now what?...what do you mean by flesh out the post? That sounds gross....What do you want me to say?...Okay I can say that! So according to the bosses, they will resume uploading episodes of my show to the Youtube channel! They'll be starting back up soon...okay now what?...more about the Youtube channel?...like what?...oh okay. So on our videos, we have bits of trivia pop up every now and then. So if you wanna know more about that episode, you can watch or something. Am I done now?...question? Why?...yeah I guess it could be fun.

Okay everyone! The question is what is the best part about me, Red? You all better answer with amazing stuff...oh and Squirtle says "Hi"

See you all whenever!



Happy five years!

Happy fifth year of Red Squirtle! You may notice something is off about this year's anniversary special...as in we don't have one prepared. You may have noticed that our episode output suddenly stopped. The biggest reason for that is our dear friend Master of Rock no longer lives in the same state as us. We have tried to do a recording over the internet, but we feel as if it didn't work as well as we want it to. We are now planning a get together to do a massive amount of recording. I'll be sure to let you know on our facebook page when we get all this recording done and I'll soon resume our schedule of an episode a month. I am anxious as well as you all must be.

Well that was a short update. Let's go over August's question of the month, which was "If Red caught the Articuno, what would he nickname it?"

Mongo said "As Articuno was a tough enemy to capture, Red would probably try to think smartly about its name, so naturally he'd be named "Bunny"." Red should think like a smart person more often if you ask my opinion.

Ryan said "He would name it Squirtle! By the way, I don't know if you guys heard about this, but there will be a fan made Mother 4 coming out this Winter!" Fun Fact! I have nearly trained myself to write Squirtle instead a Pikachu to now its pure instinct. I do remember hearing about this fan game a while back. I'm really happy to see it didn't fall apart or anything.

B-Rad said "Immediately I thought of this gem: Snow-ti-cono...rolls right off the tongue" I'm sure Master of Rock would appreciate this.

Finally, Logananimeguy said "Red would be Red and name Articuno, Blue not thinking about the fact he has a rival named Blue" When coming up with this question, this scenario immediately popped in my head. You're hired as a Red Squirtle writer!

Well that's what was going on. Red Squirtle is not cancelled by any means, just being delayed once more. Stay tuned for more information! No question this month ( I mean September is almost over)



End of Summer Update!

Hey guys....yeeeaaah I kinda skipped a month, BUT it is all okay! because I have stuff to say! Firstly, we have begun writing several episodes and plan to record them soon. I can't promise anything this month, but September we, of course, will have content once more. Let's move onto the write-up of Episode 28: I Met a Bird Once

I bet maybe a small percentage of you were wondering how we were going to handle the legendary pokemon. As you can see...or hear.... the term "legendary" really holds true to its name, people are unsure if they really do exist. Even Red was surprised to hear Articuno was real. In this episode, we tried to do a few new things, mainly the use of background noise. When Red is on the beach you can hear the ocean; before Red stopped the water current, you could hear the running water. I think it was a nice touch that can help immerse the listener. However, Red finds the legendary bird articuno and in the end, Red leaves the cave empty handed and heads toward a new island.

There is not too much to say about Episode 28. I definitely think it is one of our best sounding episodes to date and I hope you all enjoy it as much as I do....But what's a write up without some bloopers? I've got some bloopers and they're quite hilarious. And here I present to you, Episode 28 Bloopers!!!

Back in the last post we asked, What Pokemon meat would taste the best? and we got quite the response! Let's go over them, shall we?

Ryan said "Probably Tepig. Everyone loves bacon......even Pokémon bacon." And later he found this 

I imagine that Tepig Bacon would be spicy...and I can appreciate that. I also wonder if the chef from that restaurant is Koga or even Janine...

Logananimeguy said "Miltank definitely, because nothing's better than a bacon double cheeseburger, eh Brock?" I see what you did there! Maybe we should talk over some jelly donuts.

B-rad said "Anorith, because i like shrimp" I mean, I like shrimp too, but this pokemon is a rock...

Mongo said "Grumpig. Psychic bacon." Psychic....bacon....? what kind of flavor is Psychic? Maybe it is sweet...ish...I don't know!

PAPAYA said "Some good ol' Hoothoot meat! That and some Farfetch'd meat. Any PokeBird meat, actually." I can dig some Pokepoultry!

That is it for this post. But I can't end it without another question! Let's go back to Articuno. If Red caught the Articuno, What would he nickname it?

I look forward to your answers! See you soon.